Author: marcbennett

Trump’s Fiscal Fireworks: A Brilliant Plan for Economic Chaos

Ah, Washington. The paragon of fiscal prudence. For decades, our esteemed lawmakers have been engaged in a bipartisan race to see who can degrade...

Paramount Shells Out $16 Million—Trump Sells Lawsuits Like Reality TV Episodes

Paramount's decision to toss $16 million at President Trump over a "60 Minutes" spat is a spectacular example of media capitulation in the face...

Trump’s Tariff Tantrum: Trade Deals Take a Nap

As the globe spins toward yet another round of economic brinkmanship, America's trading partners scramble to ink deals with the U.S., a move akin...

BP: From Oil Predator to Prey—Evolution or Just Darwin Award Material?

The once-mighty BP, now a shadow of its former self, teeters on the brink of becoming a bargain-bin acquisition. Years of missteps have rendered...

Trump Claims Trade Deals Are Close—Tariffs Loom for the ‘Lucky’ Few

President Trump is at it again, playing the global trade puppet master with his usual flair for the dramatic. He’s casually tossing around threats...

Trump’s Tariffs: The Ingenious Plan to Boost China’s Job Market

Ah, the good old American textile industry—once the pride of our industrial prowess, now reduced to a quaint topic for nostalgia or pity, depending...

U.S. Stock Futures Climb—Because Who Needs Reality When Records Keep Falling?

Ah, the stock market—where optimism flows as freely as cheap wine at a frat party. Here we are again, with U.S. stock-market futures rising...

China Agrees to U.S. Trade Framework—Who Knew Compromise Was Still a Thing?

In a move that could only be described as a cautious tango of economic diplomacy, China and the US have decided to temporarily pause...

Republicans Suddenly Discover Budget Cuts Exist—Welcome to the Party!

Ah, the circus of fiscal responsibility, where politicians pretend to care about budget deficits only when it’s someone else's pet projects on the chopping...

Japan and Alaska: Leading the Charge in LNG Delusions, While Reality Lags Behind

Oh, the untold wonders of Nikiski, Alaska, that bustling metropolis, the epicenter of global economic transformation. In 1969, a quaint group of gas industry...

Hard Fork Interviews Sam Altman: Groundbreaking Revelations or Just More Tech Hype?

Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, claims he’s had enlightening chats with President Trump about artificial intelligence. Yes, you read that correctly: Trump, the...

Trump Discovers Oil Isn’t Free; Iran’s Price Reminder Ignored by Fantasy Economists

President Trump, never one to shy away from using social media as his personal megaphone, is now wading into the deep waters of oil...

Yemeni Cafes Fueling the Illusion of Coffee Utopia—Community Sold Separately

In a world where optimism is brewed stronger than coffee, Hamzah Nasser finds himself at the mercy of geopolitical turbulence to keep his Yemeni...

The Chinese Dream: Where Fantasy Meets Reality’s Brick Wall

Ah, the Chinese Dream—a snappy slogan that promised a utopia where hard work and education would transform every peasant into a prosperous urbanite. Fast...

Myanmar Construction Industry Report 2025 | Output to Register an AAGR of 3.9% During 2026-2029, Supported by Investments in Renewable Energy, Infrastructure Projects, and...

Middlefield Canadian Income PCC – Dividend Declaration

HUTCHMED to Announce 2025 Half-Year Financial Results

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