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Tariff Inflation: Economists Promise Excitement, Reality Yawns.

“Tariff Inflation: Economists Promise Excitement, Reality Yawns.”
Are predictions for a jump in consumer prices too early, or just wrong?

Ah, tariffs and consumer prices—a dynamic duo that economists have been swooning over since before Trump decided to play trade war games with China. You’d think slapping tariffs on imports would send prices soaring like a SpaceX rocket, but alas, reality seems to have a different script.

Remember when Trump first donned his tariff superhero cape? Prices did tiptoe upwards, but inflation overall just yawned and went back to sleep. Now, with tariffs cranked up to eleven, forecasters have been on edge, waiting for inflation to finally make its grand entrance. Yet here we are, still clutching our crystal balls, wondering if they’re just glorified paperweights.

The latest data suggests inflationary pressures are hiding out in some undisclosed location, much to the chagrin of economists who are starting to question if their predictions are about as reliable as a weather forecast in April. But fear not, they remain undeterred—because it’s not about if inflation will rise, it’s about when. Maybe it’s just fashionably late?

Marc Giannoni, a former Federal Reserve insider now moonlighting at Barclays, assures us inflation is on the horizon. Of course, with his track record at the Fed, one might wonder if he’s just projecting wishful thinking. But let’s give him the benefit of the doubt—after all, it’s not like economists have ever been wrong before, right?

Meanwhile, businesses have been scrambling to stockpile goods like it’s 1999, leading to a nosedive in imports of foreign products. The unpredictability of the current administration’s trade policy is enough to give anyone whiplash. Just when you thought steel tariffs were the end of it, they announced levies on appliances. Yes, your dishwasher might soon become a luxury item.

So, while inflation numbers hover around like a ghost at a party, excluding energy and food, of course, we’re left questioning the wisdom of these economic seers. The Consumer Price Index may be playing coy, but investors and consumers alike are left wondering if it’s time to prepare for an inflationary storm or just enjoy the calm while it lasts.

In the end, perhaps the real question isn’t whether inflation predictions are too early or just plain wrong, but why we continue to place such faith in models that are as predictable as a cat on catnip. As we await the summer’s inflationary revelation, one thing is certain: economic forecasting is the world’s most prestigious guessing game, and we’re all just along for the ride.

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